JackyStory Special Edition

JackyStories are here! And from now on they will be posted on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday.

Here they are! Including Jokes! You’ll Love`em!

JACKYMAIDISON777 AND THE WORLD TRAVELERS

The Far Away Kingdom of Jackymadison777 JackyStories #1

         A MEDIEVAL TIMES ADVENTURE 

Once upon a time there was a penguin. The penguin’s name was Jackymadison777. He goes on many adventures with Sammymadison and Karimadison. These two are his friends. And one day he was in a kingdom. Far far away huh? I asked. We entered and found some knights. How arght thow enter this castle? they asked. What? Sammymadison asked. How art thou to cross thy river? What river? I asked. The river surrounding thiy castle. The knights said, What ever. I said, Let’s go somewhere else. NO! Shouted the knights. Before you do that thee must leave, thy must talk to the king. Where is he? We asked. Oh nowhere. They said.

This is art throne room. One knight said. Then I must ask where HE IS! We said. Thou is in thou royal dinner room. I don’t see why its that ROYAL! Karimadison said. This is just food and food and food! I said. SHEESH! But the food was dilishes! They make a good meal for hungry penguins! Sammymadison said. When we left the castle, we found a knight. He said he was from far far away in Hollywood. I asked him why he lived in Hollywood. “There’s no where else fancier than Hollywood!” he said. We said we would try out Hollywood. We went there. When we arrived there was a big WELCOME sign. It said, “WELCOME BLUE LOVERS.” I wonder why they like blue so much. Karimadison asked. Probably the LA Dodgers? Sammymadison asked. No. I said. They have the LA Angels too and there red. Maybe because of the Hollywood Blue Jays? Yeah! The Blue Jays! That’s why they like blue so much! I like blue, too! I said. Later when we left and went back to Club Penguin. We traveled to Africa.

When we got the there we found a cave. We went inside. It was dark. I lit one of the lanterns in the cave up. There were lots and lots of diamonds that covered the moist, smooth, bumpy wall of the cave. We didn’t travel here 5 days for nothing! I said. We live in CP of the North Pole. It took us a long time to get here. Sammymadison said. It took us so long I made 10 trips to the bathroom! Sammymadison said. It took us so long I lost track of how many days it was! Karimadison said. There was no calender on the plane! Then we heard Zip! Zap! Zoom! I turned around. It was pitch dark. Shine the light over there, Karimadison! I said. She did. There was nothing… EXCEPT ASHES ON THE GROUND!! Not good. I said. I think now were after… I froze. A dragon. A DRAGON! Sammymadison and Karimadison shouted together. Yes. I said again. I think we’re after a dragon according to the ashes on the ground. The dragon must have breathed fire on the cold, hard, moist ground. Really? They asked. You gotta be kidding me! No! I said. You know! Like in the cave back up at Club Penguin in the Medieval Times? Yeah but that was like 200 years ago! Karimadison stood up and said.I know but in the Medieval Times party. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. They said. AHHHHHHHHHH! Keep it down! I said. Swush! There it goes again! Sure enough it was a dragon. We caught it real quick! Easy boy! Easy! Sammymadison said. How do you know if it’s a boy? Karimadison asked. It might be a girl! I don’t know. I’m just acting like some old cowboy. How `bout cowgirls? Karimadison asked. Can we just stop talking about boys and girls? I asked. Now lets get this dragon back to Club Penguin! Hey! I shouted. This isn’t a dragon! It’s Herbert! Ohhhh! This time you’re really a Herbert Burger! said Sammymadison. Yeah, why?! Herbert sassed. Because have you gone around scaring penguins, Herbert? No, I mean… okay. Yes. Your a Herbert Burger that Gary gets to eat! TO THE HEAD QUARTERS! We teleported to the HQ all the way from Africa! Uh-Oh! Sammymadison said. What? This might be to long for or spy phones to teleport! Oh that’s crazy ta… We landed… right outside of the HQ! Easy! We just walked right through the door! But Herbert was gone because we had to wait like 10 seconds for the door to open. Sorry G. I said. We lost Herbert but we had him for a second! Oh that’s okay! G said. You are very good agents, anyway! Really? I asked. Sure! You even were able to catch Herbert! G said. In his new dragon suit he uses to scare penguins with. Really? A dragon suit? G asked. Yes but we’ll be on the look out for him, G! Okay. Thanks again, agents! See you later! Bye!

                                     THE END

A Scary Halloween JackyStories #2

    A COLD 3RD HALLOWEEN PARTY

It was a cold, party eve. It was the day before the Halloween Party. A lot of the penguins in Club Penguin were dressed like ghosts and goblins. Now the day before the party.

The next day it was great! We found a chocolate bar! It was at the snow forts. We found a lollypop, a candy apple, gum, candy, candy corn, some taffy, a candy stick, and some more chocolate shaped like a jack-`o-lantern! Yum, yum! We got lots and lots of candy! 8 candies! That’s more than last time! It was a fun Halloween as we listened to Halloween Dance at the Night Club. We watched Night of the Living Sled 2 at the Light House. We saw ghosts, goblins, clowns, black puffles, wizards, dragons, knights, and more! A lot of penguins had cool Halloween cos”tumes.” Get it? Cos TUMES. TUMBS. Like the same! Anyway, Gary gave me a call. He said that someone was ruining the dojo. Bye the way there was an eclipse this year. IT’S ALIVE! It was spookier than ever! So guess who it was. Here’s HIS first, last, and middle name. HERBERT PINTAG BEAR. HPB for short. He was really causing the lightning in that place! He was un-building it. Meaning as if he was hammering it. Only he wasn’t. He was using the drill michine he had made out of the parts of the Clock Tower, and the Heater in the little speaker place. You know where the old news is. This time he was on the loose.

When I got to the dojo, he welcomed me to his michine. He tried to drill me in half but I broke it. I kicked it. I called Sammymadison and Karimadison on my spy phone. There spies, too you know. So of course they have spy phones. I met them outside of the dojo. They said Hi and I said it back. Of course Herbert was right behind me. I punched him with my elbow. He went home and cried into his pillow. Fixing the Dojo was hard work. We hammered and sawed… and drilled with the front of the drill. It had broke off. It was hard to scrub the flore, too! We scrubbed all night! We scrubbed until 12:00 PM and then some more. When we finished we slept. Then we slept some more! We slept all day! Man-o-man! We were wide awake now. There was still a Halloween Party on Cub Penguin. So we searched some more! I helped Karimadison and Sammymadison find there candy. Acutely I just told them. I told them 16 times! 8 for each. I told them about the Monster Creating room. I told them about the lanterns and the jack-`o-lanterns. I told them about the background! I told them that this year’s Halloween was definitely more spooky then sunny with the eclipse. This took about three hours. It was a fun Halloween! It was the most lighningiest and scariest Halloween me and my folks had ever had! Then we went to my igloo to listen to some more of last year’s extrordinary Halloween Party music! It was awesome like in the picture of Sammymadison and his 25,000 coin winning igloo with the song in it. It was the best Halloween Party EVER! Spookier than ever!! Really! So many ghosts and goblins! Happy Halloween!

THE END

Old Club Penguin JackyStories #3 Let’s take a trip in Penguin Chat Three!

           150,0000 B.C.                                    Ooo=Blue Ahh=Red

It wasn’t to long ago only about three years ago that Club Penguin was named Penguin Chat 3! There were still cheats. Including the one about The Ninja penguin! When you signed up, you could click any N in the screen! And NINJA! Then you could be a ninja! Now ninjas are returning to Club Penguin with all these hints I’ve collected. Let’s see how ninjas really work with Jackymadison777′s trip to a weird hide away! Previously from “Jackymadison777 and the World Travelers” Halloween was approaching and with a couple of scares that very spooky with the eclipse this year of 2008! Now let’s see what Halloween was like in about 1023 B.C! Before Computer. And also Before Christ. Now entering old C.P.

About 150,000 B.C. years ago The Night Club was called the Club Club. Two different kinds of clubs. There were also two more kinds of clubs! The Ooo Club and the Ahh Club. These clubs competed in everything. They never won! They ALWAYS tied! Finally the big contest. Soccer. Invented in the year 1256. 2 and a half years after the teams were invented. The Ahh team started of with a goal. But then the Ooo team scored two more goals from Jackymadison777. He had scored them both by some great pases from a penguin named Sammymadison. They were friends. It was the 4th quarter. It was 10 to 12. The Ooo team was winning. The buzzard said 12 1. 12 seconds 1 millaseconds left! We said. Really it just sounded like ohh ooo ooo ah ohh ah. This is way before words were invented. Then in the game a Tyrannosaurus-Rex came pounding across the field with his heavy as anvil feet. Then the buzzard sounded. The Ooo team had won for the first time sense 568. That was probably about 15,000 years ago. The match was over. The Ooo team had defeated the Ahh team for the first time. They won a big shiny trophy with a #1 on it!

The next day it was very hot out. It was the hottest ever in the North Pole. Believe it or not it was 212 Fahrenheit out! We were baked like pan cakes! Our backs burned. We should take a mud bath! I said. now of course we LIVED in Club Penguin but the computer game was called penguin chat 3. Really this was called that about 3 years ago. Then we herded a rumble. A volcano was about to erupt. We saw lava everywhere. Our whole community was on fire! We must do something! I said to Sammymadison. We sucked our thumbs. That usually helped us think. But then we fall asleep. Sucking our thumbs like a little baby. It was hilarious! When we woke up, all we could see was smoke and fire. Our cave was on fire. We got our extra spit of a Brontosaurus and started spraying it at the fire. It was disgusting but it saved our lives at least. Then we played catch forgetting about the whole thing. We had no balls. So we had to use a rock. We hit each other in the head a couple of times. Then we sent a statchue of a of a puffle flying by accident and it landed right on top of the volcano! We were saved and we didn’t even have Shadow Guy or Gamma Gail! Hurray! We’re saved! It was just 5 years later that the same thing happened again! By this time Shadow Guy and Gamma Gail were made! We heredome penguins say “This looks like a job for Shadow Guy, Gamma Gail and Super Puffle!” They came. Soon the fire was out. It was the most terrifying Halloween ever! Luckly Super Puffle blew gum to cool down the burning candy.

THE END

Ninja Round-Up! JackyStories #4  (Longest one yet!)  Black is scary!

One morning I was eating my morning breakfast.  When along came this taping on the windows.  It is probably just the wind.  I thought.  But I was wrong… Then I saw a black figure run across the flour.  Stay back!  I yelled.  I tried to throw a chair at it but it was to quick.  All right.  I said.  That’s a rat.  Come on!  Get!  Get away!  I said to the object.  It wasn’t a rat.  It had a sword on it’s back and a tie on his head.  Okay.  I’m searching this dangerous thing on the internet!  I searched up Black Object.  All I got was Black Puffle.

The next day I strolled to the Dojo.  There I was welcomed by a black figure.  I took a quick picture.  And there it was.  A Ninja.  Hey, you!  Stop!  How’d you… Before I had time to finish my sentence he was gone.  Right through the window!

TO BE CONTINUED